Damascus Steel Sword

Unleash your deadly inner warrior as you wield the Damascus steel sword. Expertly forged from Damascus steel, this noble weapon stands as...

Transparent Kayak

Get a close up view of King Neptune's vast underwater realm by heading out on this transparent kayak. This two person kayak features a se...

Folding Knife Coin

Add a touch of style to your everyday carry gear by toting around this folding knife coin. It features a stylish and functional design wi...

Dick Towel

Dry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination. As seen on the hit comedy series It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia,...

Ultra Realistic Waterproof Toupee

Regain your full head of hair without looking like you're wearing a dead animal on your head by putting on this ultra realistic waterproo...

Wood Burning Pen

Easily create amazing works of art over all types of wooden surfaces using this wood burning pen. Designed for wooden and leather surface...

Golf Game Tracking Pad

Now you can track, analyze, and improve your game in real time thanks to this golf game tracking pad. The pad records stats like distance...

Iridescent Pocket Knives

Add some radiant beauty to your everyday carry by toting around this set of iridescent pocket knives on the daily. These trusty tools fea...

The Smart Condom

If you've ever wondered about things like how many calories you're burning during intercourse, thrusts per session, monthly frequency, th...